How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Redneck Virgin
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. This joke implies that a "redneck virgin" is hard to find because of incest. The punchline suggests that a 4-year-old girl can outrun her brothers, implying she's trying to escape their advances, because you are too dumb to know stuff like this. You should feel bad!