How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Louis' IQ is like his running; always two points below average.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
