A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Do your buses run on time? No, they run on diesel.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
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keep it going on lol
Why did the indian cross the road? To run away from the pakistani
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
whats the difference between Stephen hawking and a tap the tap can run
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump's wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn't really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump's friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump's friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, "Aww, I'm lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!"
how many apps did he download ... well he did run out of storage
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
So Duracell batteries do run out .
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
I almost got run over by a car For the rest of the day I was Taking the backseat as I was wheely Tried
