What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.