Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
