A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we."
What’s the difference between white people and Black people? One runs from the police one runs for the police
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
a jew and jew walk in bar goy say what u want jew say give it alcohol jew say my son run away and become christian another jew pipe in he say my son too bar tender turn around he say “u not gonna believe this...”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
Every depressed person just has to say "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state
What does Nike and the KKK have in common? They both make Black people run faster
What is the difference between runners and my car? My car is still running
