My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is that the word "catastrophe" sounds like "cat-astrophe" when you break it down. And a cat got ran over. So, you combine the tragedy of a dead cat with a funny word. The author of this joke is probably as smart as a brick wall...and twice as dense.