The School Bus

So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the mom tells her kid to stop the bus so she doesn't have to pick him up. The kid, who ain't playing with a full deck, tries to stop the bus by yelling "stop" in a dumb voice. The bus driver runs him over, and when someone asks why, the driver says it's because the kid was making fun of him. Basically, everyone in this joke is a bonehead, especially you for not getting it.

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ngl ur kind of a dickhead for using the r-word. This isn't funny, don't make fun of disabled people, u just look dumb.

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