"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Athletics Jokes
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
