Athletics jokes
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Black people run fast.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.