Athletics

Athletics Jokes

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.

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Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

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I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

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Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.

What is the Mexicans favorite sports?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?