Athletics jokes
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.