Athletics jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
Black people run fast.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.