Roses are Red, Cat is Deadly

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you chucklehead. This is a simple one. Roses are red, that's the first line of a poem. Then comes the punchline about a cat trying to off someone. I bet you didn't even know cats were carnivores, but that's ok. We all start somewhere, even if your somewhere is dumb.

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