Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Drowning Poem
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "poem" is saying roses are red and the speaker is cool. So far, so good, right? But then BAM! They tell you to drown yourself. It's funny because it's unexpected and mean! And you didn't see that coming. You're a silly goose!