You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
