Romance jokes
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
I always press the stop button to see you.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
Your love life.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’