Explosive Diarrhea

A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".

The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants, this joke is peak comedy! So, this dude has "explosive diarrhea," which is already nasty. He goes to the bathroom, and BOOM! The whole place explodes! Get it? Explosive diarrhea... explosion? It's funny because it's unexpected and gross. You wouldn't get it because you are lactose intolerant.

Comments (2)

Anonymous

7 years ago

lol. explosive diareah pon. genius

You Can't Run You Can't

6 years ago

This isn't even funny and you can't spell diarrhea.

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