Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
I always press the stop button to see you.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
