Romance

Romance jokes

Memes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Euthanasia

Lesbian

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

Candy stick

One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.

Weenie

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

Boy

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

Candle

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"

Blood

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Skeleton

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Lip

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Butt

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.