Romance jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills,
And Jill said, "Jack can do her without here will," and Jack's penis was still.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
My chance of finding love.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.