Romance jokes
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
I always press the stop button to see you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.
Summary of Twilight in one sentence:
Bella hits on two guys, runs away. Edward glances to Jacob saying, "Go Fetch," and suddenly Bella's his.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Your love life.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.