Romance jokes

I always press the stop button to see you.

Your love life.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

Do you know what's lonely?

Your lips, wanna meet mine?

Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.

In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

I had a girlfriend who was a below-the-knee amputee. We broke up because she just couldn't keep her legs closed.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.

Roses are red, the grass is greener,

Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.

Girl: Hi (flirt)

Boy: Hi? (reluctant)

Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).

Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...

When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"

Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.

What do you call skeletons having sex?

When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.