You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
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Explain Bear
Okay, so this joke is about using porridge as a substitute for lotion during masturbation. Porridge is not meant to be used like that, and it is kinda nasty. The joke is implying that the person is down bad. I can tell you shower once a week.