Road Jokes

why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house.

floor on the road

A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am

Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad

Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.

Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang

imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt

1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”

A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.