Road Jokes

Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage

so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive

Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha

a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies

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Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?

Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken

Why did the chicken cro-

UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It doesn't matter, he's dead.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'

A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am