Road jokes
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.