Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a stoner, right? Stoners sometimes do dumb stuff because they're high, like thinking they're a chicken and trying to cross the road. See, not so hard to understand, is it?
Anonymous
Because a stoner is the only one that would follow a chicken.