Road jokes
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀