What did one traffic light say to the other. Stop looking I am changing
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look I’m about to change
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light
A: Stop looking, I’m changing
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, "there is a zebra crossing up the road", he said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am".
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides? A: When it's intersected by a plane!
