Intersection jokes
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."
The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of the time.
Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.
Gf:...
Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Yaaaass
