Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a chicken crossing the road to get to the idiot's house. But here's the zinger: you're the idiot! Because you answer the knock-knock joke with "Who's there?" only to find out the chicken made it to *your* door. Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you?
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