Chicken Crosses the Road: Knock-Knock

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock?

    Who's there?

    The chicken!

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a chicken crossing the road to get to the idiot's house. But here's the zinger: you're the idiot! Because you answer the knock-knock joke with "Who's there?" only to find out the chicken made it to *your* door. Bet you didn't see that one coming, did you?

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  • Starchy Tortoise

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