Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Why did the Michael Jackson cross the road
To get to the opera
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
you were born on a road.thats were most accidents happen
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
Why did Princess Di cross the road? Momentum.
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
A 60 year old man is walking along a deserted road with a 12 year old boy. It’s getting dark, and the boy says “Hey mister, it’s getting dark and I’m scared”. The man replies, “You’re scared? I’ve got to walk back to town alone”.
What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.
