Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
why did the chicken cross the road. to go to Chick-fil-A
Why did the Orphan cross the road? To find they way store to see they dad
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
