Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
why did jordan cross the road so he could get to his house
Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn’t wearing a seat belt
why did the duck cross the roads to get to his quack dealer
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What does an asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
Some Ting Wheely Wong
Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
Blonde starts new job at local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.... The gentleman has a good look round before saying to the blonde 'it looks perfect....But Cargo space?' To which she instantly replied 'Oh I'm Sorry sir, Car only for road.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😛😛😛🤩😤🥴
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
Why did mimi cross the road She had cancer
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
why did the chickin crosse the road? to get to the gay guys house nock nock whos ther chickin
Why did the orphan cross the road.Because his parents couldn’t help him out
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
