Road jokes
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Memes
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why did the Italian cross the road?
C'era un uliveto.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.