Road jokes
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Memes
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.