Road jokes
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!