Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane.to get run over
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
