Road

Road jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.

Wheelchair

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Lane

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!

Rock

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

Billboard

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Man

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To eat Bob's arms.

Bob went to hospital and had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Bob.