Road jokes
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.