Road jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Memes
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”