Road jokes
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road?
To arrest a faggot for cross dressing.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?