Road jokes
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.