Road

Road jokes

Cat

Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.

Tire

What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?

"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"

Toad

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Duck

Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!

Car

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Orphan

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.

Canoe

Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.

Car

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

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  • Accident

    Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

    She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.