Road jokes
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What’s big and black on the road?
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Memes
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.