Road jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find his family. Sorry!
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What’s big and black on the road?
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Are you a highway? Because I wanna lay on you.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.