Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
why did the romans build stright roads so the pachy bastards didny build corner shops
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why did the bus cross the road.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house. Ok wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
why did the chicken cross the road? to eat bobs arms Bob went to hospital and had no arms Knock knock who's there not bob
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
