Road

Road jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.