Road

Road jokes

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

Did you hear about Alicia's car accident?

She was really drunk and all over the road until she was all over the road.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.