Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.