(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
why did the orphan cross the road?
to finally get his milk.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul walkers death
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
why did the deer cross the road its freind deered it to
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
How is a beer can and a indian the same ? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
A man hits a woman with his car. Whos fault was it? The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks
why did the ckicken cross the road .......to get to the other side
Why did the emo person cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE haha
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Q. Why did Josh Duggar cross the road? A. There was a daycare on the other side.
why did my dad cross the road.
to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil