Road

Road Jokes

(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )

Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to finish his essay or the teacher was gunna whoop his fat butt cheeks

why did my dad cross the road.

to get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on american soil