Road jokes
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.