Reproduction

Reproduction Jokes

Coat Hanger

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

Abortion

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

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  • Abortion

    Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

    Condom

    Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.

    Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

    Ball

    My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

    Watermelon

    My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

    Cow

    A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"

    Sperm

    Why did the sperm cross the road?

    Because he put the wrong sock was put on.

    Hehe.

    Condom

    Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

    Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

    Fish

    Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

    A: Eggs.

    Name

    Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

    A: Loading up the dishwasher.

    Slave

    What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

    Buy one, get one free.

    Miscarriage

    What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

    One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

    Cock

    Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!