If Donald Trump had sex with an orange, guess what his son would be?
An orange tree! :>
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Saying balls go into pussy.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
