Reproduction jokes
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
Just cum.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Memes
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.
Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
A: Loading up the dishwasher.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.