Reproduction jokes
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What [is] another name for an abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Just cum.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because he put the wrong sock was put on.
Hehe.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.