Reproduction jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
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Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Just cum.
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
What is white and comes out after you have sex?
Cum!
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.