I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman ? You fix both with a coat hanger.
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife then you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there
