When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the 2 of us
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine đ (Credits to my really funny friend)
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Hey guys! just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! have a good day!
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Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say open wide for the delicious plane.
Why do white people carry confederate flags? To remind us that they are losers.
Prostitutes rEmind me of chewese
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
I don't like roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still havenât found him yet... Iâm really good at hide and seek!
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
