My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Your hairline is so far back paw patrol couldn’t finish there mission
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? Other person: Yes Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
what type of work can orphans do. home work
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
What's a convicts favorite chore.
Weeding.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb, not 27 bc my basement is still dark.
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
Hey reaper!!! Where are you going?? "I finished my job" What about me?-
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Slavery and disciplinen it's kind of the same thing you get whipped for doing the wrong thing
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
How many people does it take to wash the dishes? Only Juan
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it 🤨
