the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
my sister reminds me of 911 one moan of OMG got everyone's attention.
When you see an orphanage bully remind them that no matter how powerful they are they will never be as strong as their dad's..... Oh wait they don't have a dad
A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
An orphan comes up to me and says your ugly I said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a u-turn
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey. To remind him what colour his piss is meant to be.
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
