I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy and he seemed disappointed so I reminded him that he has no family.
why is September 11th the best birthday?
no one ever forgets it! <3
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
So In Prep class, The students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for grandparents day. Little Johnny's friend Little Sally write things like “thankyou” and “You are so nice!” And Little Johnny goes, “What are you doing you got it wrong!” So sally says, “What do you mean, it’s a letter.” Little Johnny says, “Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the Teacher said!” Then he says, “I wrote a J to remind them of me!”
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What time do you call me tomorrow
An orphan comes up to me and says your ugly I said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
I will be back on tomorrow at 5pm cst
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a u-turn
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Knock, knock. (Whose there?) Your dad. (But my dads dead.) I know, just reminding you!
