Remembering Jokes

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad but I only remember the punch line.

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

I decided that il end it all but when i drove off i remembered i forgot to do the dishes.

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

Quote for the day

I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.

“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”

Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen

:)

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

Wow my own joke Category I problem won’t remember this

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?

Why is September 11th the best birthday??

Everyone remembers it!!! :)

orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

I remember my uncles last words: "I don't think were going shooting today."

I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."

So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden

My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him