if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
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Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talk about in this website
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
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I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
