My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
sometimes i feel ugly then remember i have a brother then i feel better
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talk about in this website
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
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I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I will always remember the last noise i hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf****rs," click, boom
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Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else
I’ve got a joke about Alzheimers. Um. Oh no. I can’t actually remember it.
Once a naked women robs a bank but sadly no one can remember her face...
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him
