Remember if you are suffering from paronia ...
You are not alone
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much so I unplugged his life support. Luckily I remember his last words . "You little bastard!"
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
What’s the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus’s birth date.
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
