This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
Elevator Encounter
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. This dude was lookin' at some lady's chest in an elevator, and she asked him to "Press One" aka press the button for the first floor. But he's a dummy, so he thought she meant for him to punch her in the chest. And guess what? She beat him up! Ha! You're probably dumb enough to get beat up by a woman too.
Bismarck
You didn't deserve to be beaten up.