You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
What's your religion?
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
