Religion

Religion jokes

Guy

    • Three guys are walking in a bar. A priest, a paedophile, and a rapist. That was just the first guy.

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    • Nun

    • Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

    She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

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    • Religion memes

    Church

    • I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

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    • Hitler

    • Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

    Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

    (To circumcised people)

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    • Nun

    • What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.

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    • God

    • I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.

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    • Parachute

    • A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."

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    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a priest and target?

    Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

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    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

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