Jesus Can't Judge

Listen here, you silly goose, you thought this up in the shower? Let me break it down for your wet brain. Jesus, a figure from the Bible, was crucified, meaning he was nailed to a cross. The joke plays on the double meaning of "nailed": being physically nailed and succeeding at something. The punchline suggests that because he was nailed, he is unable to judge, which is a humorous take on a common religious theme. You’re welcome, you genius.