Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father les.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
