Religion jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
Is that my student?
Na! It is Jesus!
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.