Angelic Holy Water Recipe

This is a pun using the phrase "boil the hell out of it," which sounds like a way to create something holy, but it's actually just boiling water. The humor comes from the unexpected twist on the phrase.

• Holy Water
• Angel
• Hell
• Religion
• Water
• Heaven

• Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
• I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?" I said, "Making holy water." She said, "How are you making holy water?" I'm boiling the hell out of it.
• Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
• What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow? A holy cow!