Religion jokes
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Find Jaiden.
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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.
Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Why do Catholic Irishmen in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saint Patrick's Day?
God.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.