Religion jokes
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What's your religion?
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended.
I’m in catholic school.
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.