Relationship jokes
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Memes
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
I watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. Only got caught once.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...