I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife?
Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
