Relationship jokes
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
You're adopted.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
My ex.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Your mom is a joke.