Relationship jokes

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.

Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?

He gets to tear that ass up one more time.

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

What do sex and food have in common?

Grandma makes both better.

I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said, "Thanks for visiting."

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"