Relationship Jokes

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?

A: Because they can't multiply.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?

Mother's Day and Father's Day.

She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.

Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”

Wife: “ok... what is it?”

Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?

He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.

For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.