My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
Roses are red Violets are blue two gay lovers find out they are brothers
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
Why can’t orphans date
Because they have no one to call daddy
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
my boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and a I still have to ask him thinks like that becuae i so distraked from him
Dear algebra, I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
what is the best whey to make friends with an America boy you bunch
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
Im 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedofile. I told him to fuck off this is our 10th anniversary
Dear Gwen and Prince. Gwen and Prince sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest I really just wanted to be ur friends all both of u! Btw prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who aiden is! Sorry a milion times Zreina.
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You
Years later: Dad still did not come back
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT
