Taken Advice, Lost Daughter: Morbid Consequence Ensues", "humorTypes": ["dark", "dark/morbid", "anecdote/family

My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."

The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"

My mom said, "I took your advice."

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Listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. Your aunt gave your mom some 'advice' to chuck anything useless. So, when the aunt asks where her daughter is, Mom straight-up says she followed the advice and yeeted the kid. Get it? The mom applied the aunt's decluttering advice to her own flesh and blood. Dark, right?

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