My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Relationship Jokes
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Mom! (DYM 14)
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Mom!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
