Relationship jokes

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

"I love you with all my heart."

Chat date for Gwen and Tj.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?

Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.

Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.

Your mom.