Relationship jokes

Your mom is a joke.

What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?

"Need help packing your shit?"

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Your mom.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."

"Son, stay out of the drawer."

"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"

"I think you should ask yourself that."

Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.

It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

What do you call a not potty trained human?

Amber Heard.