Relationship jokes
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Mal is from alabama
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your mom.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."