Relationship jokes

Your mom.

Hello.

Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

Hey Stacey, love!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Mom, (DYM 147)

Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Mom! (DYM 14)