"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Relationship Jokes
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
When an African has a twin, your me??
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
I just had sex.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
