Am I Adopted?

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it makes my fur stand on end. Kid asks their mom if they're adopted, and the mom's all like, "Nah, I'm your real mom!" But the joke's on the kid because the mom's callin' them a bitch in their head the whole time. You probably thought "dah" was some kind of cool word, but trust me, it's just another way of saying you're clueless. I bet you still use Internet Explorer, huh?