The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Relationship Jokes
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Your mom.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Mom, (DYM 147)
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
