Relationship jokes

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!

Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.

My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.

Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?

Watersharky, do you hate me?????

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Momma?

Momma who?

Big Momma!