Relationship

Relationship jokes

Friendship

    • When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

    Sex

    • Why do people have sex?

    Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

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    • Relationship memes

    Food

    • I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

    My sister said to me "I love him long time."

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    • Girl

    • I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

    I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

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    • Love

    • There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

    Abortion

    • What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?

    Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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    • Parachute

    • Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

    Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.