Relationship jokes

Your mum!

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Why do people have sex?

Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"

Ur dad is mad.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always stick together!

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Q: What do men and math tests have in common?

A: They get cheated on.

Help! I got my brother pregnant.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

When is Father's Day?

Nine months before Mother's Day.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Stephanie has a great thumb!