Relationship jokes
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
I found your parent!
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
my girlfriend (she's shy)
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
What goes in and takes a while to come out?
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why don't gay Greek men have anal sex with each other in Greece?
Because anal sex between gay men is against the law in Greece.