If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Relationship Jokes
Want to have sex?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
"Uwu daddy."
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Yo mamma sucks!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.