Relationship jokes
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
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Your love life.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Me and your mom in the bed.
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
I love you, Lovely Perv!
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.