No Maidens, No Homies

Alright listen up, dummy. This dude is listing things you don't have: "maidens" (that's like, babes), "homies" (your buds). Then he hits you with "Rizz," which is slang for charm or game when tryna get with someone. Basically, he's saying you got no game and then *boom*, explosion because it's just that bad. You probably have no idea what I'm talking about because you have no Rizz, and you also live in my den rent-free.