Relationship jokes

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"

The Son: "Because milk is important."

The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"

The Boy: "Who?"

The Man: "Your mom?"

The Boy: "I don't have a mom."

The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."

The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.

I fucked your mum!

I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!

What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.

Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.

Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?

Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?

Because it was her dad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, Had some fun. She forgot her pill, And now we have Jonny!

I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.

What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?

You don't want your computer to go down on you.

There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

People love you.

Don't die.

My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.

Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?

He made her.

I'm serious, what's a "dad?"

Why were you born?

Because I asked out your mom on accident.

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.